Betsy: Doing anything good for Spring Break?
Teenage Boy: My grandparents are taking the whole family on a Bahamas cruise.
Betsy: Sweet, that sounds fun.
Teenage Boy: I hope the ship has clubs, I really want to go dancing in the clubs.
Betsy: Oh, yeah?
Teenage Boy: Yeah, totally.
Betsy: You going to hug all the girls in the club? Mr. Wilson said you hug all the girls in class instead of warming up every day.
Teenage Boy: Well, I'm going to DANCE with the girls, so, I'll, like, put my arm around their waist or something.
Betsy: Uh huh.
Teenage Boy: Maybe make out with them or something.
Betsy: Uhhhhh huh.
Teenage Boy: (struts around a little)
Betsy: You know what makes you really good at making out? Lip slurs.
Teenage Boy: Oh, really.
Betsy: Yes.
Teenage Boy: Practicing lip slurs makes you good at kissing?
Betsy: Yes, practicing lip slurs makes you good at kissing.
Teenage Boy: And, like, other stuff. Right?
Betsy: (choke)
Teenage Boy: (smiling naughtily)
Betsy: What, like whistling? Yes. Practicing tuba makes you good at whistling. And other stuff.
No comments:
Post a Comment